Who is Mitt Zombie?

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Who is Mitt Zombie? He’s the undead walker of the political plane. Liberals don’t like him. Neither do conservatives. All he wants is to be loved. And your brains.

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Mitt Zombie is the brainchild (pun intended) of two red-state country boys. It may be hard out there for a pimp, but we would bet it's not as hard as growing up in Republican-land.

We are both pleasant, courteous, southern gentlemen who love our mama's and America.

One of us writes words. One of us draws pictures.

We use Mitt Zombie to vent our frustrations about politics, religion and all sorts of things, but mostly we're here to have fun and make people laugh.

So, enjoy, and if you don't like what you see or read, have a nice day.

Oh yeah, OBAMA 2012.

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